2 Prawns
one called Christian & one called Paul. Busy doing what prawns do eating from the bottom of the sea. Paul is pretty sick of eating shit all day & hates being at the bottom of the food chain. Suddenly he uncovers a magic lamp.

*pop* genie appears

"THANK YOU FOR RELEASING ME, I'LL GIVE YOU ONE WISH" - boomed the genie

"I thought 3 wishes was the usual" replied Paul

"NOT IN THIS JOKE"

"ok then, well I am sick & tired of being at the bottom of the food chain. Can I please be a shark"

Pif pof poof - Paul is a shark.

Christian is terrified of sharks & swims away in fear. For the next week or so Paul is loving being a shark & does the jaws theme tune in his head almost all the time.

However after a while he starts to feel a little lonely. All the other animals swim away from him & he has no one to talk to. So he decides he needs to find the lamp again & unmake the wish. He spends the next 6 months searching the ocean floor & eventually finds the lamp, gives it a little rub with his fin.

*pop* genie appears again.

"I don't want to be a shark anymore" Paul whines.

pif pof poof - the genie undoes the spell.

So now Paul is swimming around on the bottom of the sea & sees his old friend Christian in the distance & shouts to him:

"Hey Christian!"

Christian hears Paul & assumes he is still a shark & swims away in fear.

"No wait!" begs Paul










"I'm a prawn again Christian"
(Baron Greenback Still in Sunny Singapore, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:35, 1 reply)

i thought
it was a magic codfish that he found, which subsequently agrees to undo the spell... hence the punchline is...

" I'VE FOUND COD. I'M A PRAWN AGAIN CHRISTIAN."

*slowly beats self to death*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:21, closed)