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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Basically, yes
The setting is a restaurant
Gervais is the chef
Hans washes up
The squid has been ordered
Gervais cannot bring himself to kill the squid
Hans offers to but finds he cannot either
Punchline
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 8:43, 1 reply)
I knew it, but I couldn't be arsed to type it
The Guild of Internet Pedantry rides to my rescue! Whoosh!

Next, please type out "Miguel the Fence-Builder"

Punchline: "I fuck ONE sheep!"

I will be checking spelling. Watch those apo'strophe's!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:52, closed)

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