Charles Dickens was despondent in a Paris bar, telling the bartender "It is the worst of times, for I am without an idea for a new work. Let me partake of a vodka martini," to which the bartender responded "Olive or twist?"
and did you hear about the Buddhist who refused anaesthetic during a root canal?
His goal: transcend dental medication.

and lastly two birds are sitting on a perch. One says to the other, "Do you smell fish?"
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:51, Reply)