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( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.
Suggested by MatJ
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Mahatma Gandhi, as many of you will be aware, spent almost his whole life walking barefoot. This resulted in a quite impressive layer of hard skin on the soles of his feet.
Throughout his life, he also ate sparingly, often fasting; which caused him to be considerably underweight. This also contributed (along with his diet of quite spicy food when he did eat) to his bad breath.
In summary, he was a super-callused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis.
( , Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:27, Reply)
Mahatma Gandhi, as many of you will be aware, spent almost his whole life walking barefoot. This resulted in a quite impressive layer of hard skin on the soles of his feet.
Throughout his life, he also ate sparingly, often fasting; which caused him to be considerably underweight. This also contributed (along with his diet of quite spicy food when he did eat) to his bad breath.
In summary, he was a super-callused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis.
( , Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:27, Reply)
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