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(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Sorry.
Mahatma Gandhi, as many of you will be aware, spent almost his whole life walking barefoot. This resulted in a quite impressive layer of hard skin on the soles of his feet.

Throughout his life, he also ate sparingly, often fasting; which caused him to be considerably underweight. This also contributed (along with his diet of quite spicy food when he did eat) to his bad breath.

In summary, he was a super-callused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:27, Reply)

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