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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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The only German pun
This is it:

1) "Warum ist Kanada benannt Kanada?"

2) "Ich weiß nicht, warum Kanada Kanada benannt?"

1) "Der ist Keine da!"

It probably doesn't even translate properly. Bloody Germans!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 5:49, 2 replies)
I've always thought this is an excellent pun
Unfortunately it doesn't travel terribly well.

Still gets a click from me.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 7:42, closed)
Does a Swabian dialect pun count?
Der Name Handy wurde übrigens von einem Schwaben erfunden. Als er so ein Ding zum ersten Mal sah, fragte er ganz erstaunt: ,, Handy koi Schnur dran?"
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:20, closed)

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