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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Daffyd Williams' Driving testDaffyd Williams was nervous. The test had gone well so far, but now the instructor had told him to stop the car by the side of the road
"Ok Daffyd, I'm now going to ask you to make a U-turn."
"Make a U-turn?" asks Daffyd gleefully "I'll make its fucking eyes water!"
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 7:41,
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