This is rather a personal story.
When I was a baby, I lost both of my parents in car crash and I went to live with foster parents. They were very nice to me and I came to love them as my true parents although there was always a reserved part of me that couldn’t cleave itself away from the vague transparent memories of my real parents.

All was well until I hit puberty and I started to fall in lust with my older step sister. She reciprocated and we became lovers but we desperately tried to keep it secret from the parents. Our tryst was hot and heavy. We started to experiment with all sorts of depraved acts, my base lust tempered by the fact that although we weren’t related by blood, we were related in a familial sense.

On one occasion she sat on my head rubbing her menstrual clots into me, and she casually admitted that she was in fact my real sister and that we had both been adopted.

I certainly had egg on my face.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:51, 3 replies)

I realise that this is not a proper pun.
But frankly I want to take a butter knife to my own eyes after seeing some of the stuff on here.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:56, closed)

I fully support this
this QOTW sucks anus
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:15, closed)

but..
.. but some anusses can be tasties :)

Anus noms :)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:35, closed)