While working in retail...
... I often found myself merchandising, putting up display posters and the like.

I'd always use this gem:

*puts poster up ridiculously low on wall*

Me: "How's that boss?"

Boss: "A bit higher"

*puts on squeaky high pitched voice but keeps poster at same level on wall*

Me: "How's that boss?"

Never fails to get a laugh.

NB: Also works with lower for those insecure about their sexuality.
( JebediahSpringfield, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:04, Reply)