PunsTell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Oh and also I regularly use......this old chestnut:
Them: "How many times have you been off sick this year?"
Me: "I don't really know"
Them: "Roughly?"
*puts on gruffest voice possible*
Me: "I don't really know"
Use them and you will always have success with the ladies, guaran-damn-teed!
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JebediahSpringfield, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:06,
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