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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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MiceA couple of months ago, there were mice in the flat where I live. The council's pest controllers came round and lay little boxes marked 'Rodent Bait, Do Not Touch'.
I thought this was a little stupid, as surely the mice would see what it said on the box and keep away.
It seems I was wrong, as a few weeks later, there were no signs of the mice.
As it turns out, mice are a little rat!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:59, Reply)
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