you are not
I usually try to avoid such statements, but this is the worst fucking qotw idea ever. So much time I would have spent reading it will be left unwasted!
(firestormviper!!1 approaching god through cigarettes, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:00, 1 reply)

possibly
QOTD might have been sufficient. As it is, there's more repeats than a year's scheduling on Dave.

Hairy lip squid? Check.
No pun in ten did? Check.
Why the long face / big paws? Check.

Please, people, if you're going to post; at least read the existing entries. This isn't like a normal QOTW, where we can at least assume everyone's tale is unique*.

* urbanmyths excepted.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 2:56, closed)