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Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Pack of Polos goes into a pub...
...throwing it's weight about, being a right arsehole.
"YOU KNOW WHO I AM, I'M POLOS, YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH ME BOYS!"
He walks upto the bar and orders a straight whiskey while glaring at anyone who dares look at him.
Behind him, the pub doors open and in walks a packet of Tunes. The pack of Polos starts quake with fear and dives under a table, hiding from the Tunes view. Tunes buys a drink and heads out 5 minutes later, to which the Polos climbs back to the bar again. Everyone laughs at him and the landlord asks why he hid.

"You don't mess with Tunes mate, they're fucking menthol."

A-thankyaw.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:29, Reply)

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