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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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I bumped into Anna Kournikova the other day…

Me: “So…Anna, what are you doing with yourself now you’ve retired?”
Anna: “Well…I’ve changed my religion, perfected the science of cloning, formed a huge army in my own image, and set about my master plan of stealing some of the Doobie Brother’s camping equipment!”
Me: “Buggeration, that’s interesting! – They should make a movie about that!”
Anna: “They already have…It’s called ‘Hindi-Anna Drones and the Tent-pole of Doob’”
Me: “Hmm…anyway, less talk…carry on sucking, there’s a good girl…”
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:16, 5 replies)
BASTARD!!!!!!
Spilt my tea.

*click*
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:07, closed)
This is WAAAAAYYY overdue...

(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:32, closed)
wipes off monitor
I was eating spaghetti!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:48, closed)
Oh, yes.
And double click for use of the word "Buggeration."
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:27, closed)
That
has provided one of the few laughs from this weeks QOTW. Have a spang *click*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:27, closed)

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