Puns
Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.
Suggested by MatJ
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.
Suggested by MatJ
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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I bumped into Anna Kournikova the other day…
Me: “So…Anna, what are you doing with yourself now you’ve retired?”
Anna: “Well…I’ve changed my religion, perfected the science of cloning, formed a huge army in my own image, and set about my master plan of stealing some of the Doobie Brother’s camping equipment!”
Me: “Buggeration, that’s interesting! – They should make a movie about that!”
Anna: “They already have…It’s called ‘Hindi-Anna Drones and the Tent-pole of Doob’”
Me: “Hmm…anyway, less talk…carry on sucking, there’s a good girl…”
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:16, 5 replies)
Me: “So…Anna, what are you doing with yourself now you’ve retired?”
Anna: “Well…I’ve changed my religion, perfected the science of cloning, formed a huge army in my own image, and set about my master plan of stealing some of the Doobie Brother’s camping equipment!”
Me: “Buggeration, that’s interesting! – They should make a movie about that!”
Anna: “They already have…It’s called ‘Hindi-Anna Drones and the Tent-pole of Doob’”
Me: “Hmm…anyway, less talk…carry on sucking, there’s a good girl…”
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:16, 5 replies)
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has provided one of the few laughs from this weeks QOTW. Have aspang *click*
( , Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:27, closed)
has provided one of the few laughs from this weeks QOTW. Have a
( , Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:27, closed)
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