Daily Sport
Surely the best Daily Sport headline the day after Gianni Versace was killed

"Shoots You, Sir"
(Outtheresomewhere, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:32, 4 replies)

surely
not?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:38, closed)

Oh
I can believe this...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:59, closed)

to be fair
it sounds like a pun tailor-made for the daily sport
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:29, closed)

Was there a hint of handcuffs?
I may not have started primary school before this was aired, but I still rate this as some of the best comedy I've ever seen. It's brilliant, because you can watch it and laugh. And isn't laughing brilliant? It's like crying, except you don't get beaten up in pubs for doing it. And aren't pubs brilliant? They're like drinking at home, except the piss stains in the carpet aren't your fault. And aren't- and so on and so forth.

Paul Whitehouse for prez!
(Helixdaunting, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:02, closed)