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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Reminds me...

Prince Philip: "So, Liz, where do you want to go on Holiday this year?"

Queen: "Fuck it!"

Prince Philip: "Fair enough...Thailand it is!"

Disclaimer: I know perfectly well that Phuket is actually pronounced 'poo-kett' but that wouldn't be funny now would it?

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What do you mean my joke wasn't funny anyway?

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*tumbleweeds*

oh
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:48, 1 reply)
Ha ha ha
POO-ket

Poo. He he.
(I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:55, closed)

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