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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Not bindun? Ah well.
A Swedish man walks into a chemist

"Hellooo" he says. "I would laike to buy some deodorant please."

"Certainly sir (hurdy gurdy)" replies the Swedish chemist.
"Ball or aerosol?"

"Neither" replies the customer.



"I want it for me armpits."

Athankyou....
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:12, 4 replies)
Was that...
... Hale and Pace?

I'd totally forgotten that... Awesome :D

*clicks*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:33, closed)
Two Ronnies
IIRC
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:56, closed)
Actually...
...Not the Nine O'Clock News (Smith and Jones)

But thanks for playing!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:14, closed)
I can see Rowan Atkinson's face now

Well, in my mind I can. I'm not actually with Rowan Atkinson as I type.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6IBiR9m3vY
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:07, closed)

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