My [something]'s got no [something rhyming with nose]
I have great affection for this pun:

Me: My dog's got no nose!
You: How does it smell?
Me: Awful!

So much so that it has become a sport at work to make similar-sounding versions of that joke. Here's a few, feel free to add your own:

Me: My keyb0ard's g0t n0 0!
You: How does it spell?
Me: Awful!

Me: My alliance has no Han Solo!
You: How does it rebel?
Me: Awful!

Fireman: My engine's got no hose!
Me: How does it quell (fires)?
Fireman: Awful!

Me: My butcher has no toes!
You: What does he sell?
Me: Offal!


Finally, and I imagine only of interest to people who work in IT, are three that actually came up during a particularly boring work day:


Him: My PC's got no Notes!
Me: How does it send mail?
Him: Awful!
(Lotus Notes is an email program)

Me: My calc grid's got no nodes!
Him: So how does Excel...?
Me: [interrupting] Awful!

Me: My boolean's got no "NO"
Him: So what does it tell?
Me: "YES"


Yes, I realise that few of these pale imitations are actual puns
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:16, 1 reply)

I like this
Me: My alliance has no Han Solo!
You: How does it rebel?
Me: Awful!

click
(BarryChuckle, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:23, closed)