A one, a two, a one two three four...
Little darling, its been a long cold lonely week on here,
Little darling, it feels like years since we've had fun,
Here come the puns, here come the puns,
and its not right

Little darling, you heard the one about Caly Thistle,
Little darling, or the constipated accountant with the pencil,
Not forgetting one-pun-in-ten,
Here come the puns, here come the puns,
and its not right

Little darling, I feel my brain cells slowly melting,
Little darling, its gonna take years for the sickness to disappear,
Here come the puns, here come the puns,
and its not right

Puns, puns, puns the fuckers won,
Puns, puns, puns the fuckers won,
Puns, puns, puns the fuckers won-

etc.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:19, 10 replies)

This has produced happy consequences for me...

I've got to go to a dull-as-shit evaluation in a minute and your post has firmly planted that brilliant song in my head - and considering it's a classic tune I'm grateful for that.

Also, I will be able to spend the meeting looking out of the window, belming a bit and thinking of possible songs to include the word 'pun'.

Like...erm..."I, I, I ain't gonna play pun city?" - Little Steven

"There's always the Pun" - The Stranglers

"Don't let the pun go down on me" - Elton John
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:38, closed)

aaaaaaaaand......
Jeanie's got a Pun by Aerosmith
Pun Rule and Pun Clappin by Cashis
Punslinger by Avenged Sevenfold
Live by the Pun by Tony Yayo
Married to my Pun by Young Buck
Big Pun by ACDC
Lazer Pun by N.E.R.D.
Punz Come Out by 50 Cent
Throw ya Punz by Onyx
Happiness is a Warm Pun by The Beatles

Et fucking cetera
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:54, closed)

aaaaaaand...

Punderwall?

Anything by Puns 'n' Roses?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:02, closed)

or the classic Jungle Brothers LP
Pun by the Forces of Nature

Pun to the Hills by Iron Maiden
Pun, pun, pun by The Who (run)
Pun pun pun by the Beach Boys (fun)
Punning with the Devil by Van Halen

I could go on...it seems
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:10, closed)

Or should that be...

The Pun-gle brothers?

kill me now...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:59, closed)

We could make a film out of it
The Puns Of Navarone. I'd watch it.

...no, actually I wouldn't. But at least I have a lovely Beatles song forcibly planted in my brain now.
( Dave McF wrote some words on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:22, closed)

or an animation featuring own own Chickenlady:
'Chicken Pun'


*kills self*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:30, closed)

Or, tempt Arnie back into acting
with a new version of "The Punning Man"




*pun-ishes self*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:54, closed)

The
Punnisher?
(uk_viper stopped lurking on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:02, closed)

And of course,
Pun Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:36, closed)