Did you hear about Carly Simon…?

She developed powers and became a crime fighting hero, then she invented a refridgeration system for psychosomatic medicine that ran Windows old (but reliable) operating system.

But there was a bloke called…erm…Ali Doe, and he complained about it, so we all wanted him to be quiet….

(brace yourself)

'Super-Carly-fridge-holistic-XP-Ali-Doe-shush!'

Stick THAT up your arse and swivel, Scottish Sun writers!

I know, I know...my suicide note is in the post
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:30, 4 replies)

D:
*click*
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:40, closed)

I'm not too sure if this
is a work of genius, or the gibbering effluent of a raging maniac, or quite possibly both... Well done, Sir!

I think we all need a nice cup of tea, a sit down in a big comfy chair, and a nice relaxing blowjob (or yodle in the pink canyon for the ladyfolk).
( SpankyHanky, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:40, closed)

it's the work
of a gibbering effluent genius
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:58, closed)

Cock-shitting Christ........
*clicks*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:47, closed)