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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

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(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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From my son
My daughter (7) was writing out some words, and asked if the second letter of "Two" was "w" or "n".

I told her, "If it was n, it would be 'tno', which isn't a word."

"Yes it is," replies my son (10).

"No it isn't!"

"You know, from the song!"

"... What song?"

"Getting tno you, getting tno all about you...."

I've created a monster.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:44, Reply)

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