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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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A Geordie Kidin my school got suspended once for answering a simple question in geography:
Teacher: "Where does Colmans mustard come from, and do you think it was planned or by luck that they discovered the perfect recepie for this wonderful condiment?"
Geordie kid: "Norfolk n chance."
He was straight out the door.
Couldn't abide swearing in my school.
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SpankyHanky, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:24,
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