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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Jesus Christis pottering round his flat, putting up some shelves for Mrs Christ.
Suddenly, he drops the Black & Decker on his foot.
He screams, reaches down and grabs his foot and shouts:
"Meeeeeee!!!"
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SpankyHanky, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:51,
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Ah......a much more rational explanation for the stigmata.
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