A German guy
approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex vit
you"

"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 quid an hour"

"Is goot" says the German, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky"

"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky"

So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four
large bedsprings and a duck caller.

"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs."

The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs
to her hands and knees.

"Now you vill get on your hans and knees."

She duly does this, balancing on the springs.

"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."

She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and after all
the guy is paying.

The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the
energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the
most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before
she has recovered her breath.

Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing....... what do you call
that?"



"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique"
(Banjax, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:55, 2 replies)

Ha!
I like this!

I paid a prostitute for her services once. Brought her back to my place. Gave her a broom, rubber gloves, and a bucket of soapy water. Best clean my gaffs ever had.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:58, closed)

Arf!

( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:24, closed)