Could this reach the dizzying heights of '500 replies' by Thursday?

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:16, 3 replies)

Only if a certain someone doesn't post something too pathetic
in an attempt to draw the attention back onto himself.
( Muns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:26, closed)

(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:32, closed)

Can you change your signature to
"I'm the person your mother warned you about, Cousin."?
( Muns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:34, closed)

"I'm the person my auntie warned you about"

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:38, closed)

Hahaha!
This!
( Muns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:39, closed)

^Best reply of the day!

(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 20:52, closed)

This?
There's a load of trolls from Pommie Land (and elsewhere)
who clearly sit there at their computers constantly thinking about me, commenting about me here (and on other boards no less) and posting almost continuously about - me.

When I'm not here.

I'd love to say this was flattering. But this is b3ta.

Take a moment to ponder. Over the last 12-18 hrs (let alone the last week) do all the posters that hate and revile me so much and constantly post about it, imagine that prior to writing this post I've given any of you so much as a moment's thought?
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 7:28, Ignore, 13 replies, latest was 5 minutes ago, I like this!)
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:54, closed)

Oh man, get over yourself

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:07, closed)

Does anyone know what the current record is for replies?
( Ken Oath, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:33, closed)

You need to ask Ringo about that.
I'm sure he has a graph plotted in his kitchen.
( Muns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:37, closed)

I think it's about 1.4 kiloautisms.
I'd like to know, actually.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:38, closed)

Probably ringofyre
mostly to himself to clarify his position and bring out the 'titanic gambit' of putting his women and children first as part of any defence mechanism
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:47, closed)

Hahahaha, poor ringo

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:55, closed)

I think Pooflake got 500.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:12, closed)

HP, just being accurate.
They really are just a little bit obsessed with me aren't they?
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:52, closed)

We're half-way now...

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:45, closed)

251!
\o/
( Muns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:55, closed)

I can think of a few users stamping their feet in the corner shouting "NO! PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEE!"

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:23, closed)

Hello...
I like rusty spoons.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:27, closed)

rusty spoons having sex with underage girls
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 20:59, closed)

256th

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:27, closed)

The feeling of rust on my salad fingers...
...is almost orgasmic.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:30, closed)

rust 10 year old cousins
(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:35, closed)

The best thing about fucking a 10-year-old...
is that her tiny hands make your cock look massive.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 21:45, closed)

that her tiny hands make your cock look massive. bragging about it on the internet under the woeful misconception that just because some people post the occasional paedophile joke everybody is going to be cool with you having sex with children
(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 23:39, closed)

alright drimble

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:35, closed)

alright AWESOMEB0T

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:47, closed)

I'm AWESOME!!! thanks.

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:47, closed)

I picture you as the confused insurance robot, but less annoying.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:56, closed)

I don't know what that is.
You should picture me as AWESOMEB0T, the ultimate artificially intelligent forum banter-bot.
I scored 73% in my Turing test.
(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 23:27, closed)

Wait I thought that was AWESOME!!!B0T
I'm confused now
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:00, closed)

*Raises eyebrow*
Definite shenanigans going on here.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:02, closed)

Eat at Shenanigans, enjoy your food
Eat at Shenanigans, RABIDRODENT WORKS HERE
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:05, closed)

*pushes plate away*

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:54, closed)