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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Wooooooooooooooooo!
My teacher said I'd never be first at anything. LOOK AT ME NOW BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:19, 7 replies)
On top of the world aint ya.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:24, closed)
ooh nice put down

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:26, closed)
*punches air*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:26, closed)
And yet you'll still die alone.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:28, closed)
I hope you are female Kitty because I love you.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:33, closed)
Nah! teddy will always be with me.
He's my fwend.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:34, closed)
And how did your wife take it when you said this to her?
Edit: Profile says the user is a lady - I can't think how to make that joke work with a lady. Suggestions anyone?
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:29, closed)

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