OK, I can do this QOTW.
You're all shitty shut at home mouth breathers with damp patches on your clothes and calluses on your sweaty virgin palms and not one of your answers this week is going to be anything other than wish fulfilment, after the event "shit I wish I'd said that" internet lies, you bunch of fucking pathetic virgins who I wouldn't waste my piss on if you caught fire because your laptop over heated while downloading the hour after hour of gross out tentacle rape “pretend you're not a paedo” hentai porn and set fire to the rancid squalor of the bedroom that Mummy and Daddy are too scared to enter because of the smell of mouldy pizza crusts and cum stained sheets, you pathetic, pasty faced, clammy handed socially inept fucktards.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:35, 23 replies)

Wow, I feel humbled.
...
...
Tofu?
(Helo, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:40, closed)

Cheers.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:43, closed)

So, what was the devastating put-down?

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:44, closed)

Wow,
Everything about this outburst is perfect.
Ten out of ten for effort and execution, no red biro "see me! for you!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:44, closed)

Insults:
"You are fat."
"You are smelly."
"You remind me of Rory Lyon."

Not insults:
"You are laptop over heated."

Edit: oh, ninja'd.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:46, closed)

Yeah, I spotted it myself.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:48, closed)

You remind me of blaireau69

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:37, closed)

;)

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:51, closed)

Aw, bless.
You do like us, after all :)
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:15, closed)

Pity it took you an hour and a quarter to come up with that, really.

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:26, closed)

Sadly it didn't.
I was pathetically waiting trying to get it in with an added 'First?' at the end.

But then had to go to a meeting.

We'll keep that just between the two of us, OK?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:34, closed)

I didn't think we'd met.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:18, closed)

Erm...
your Mum?
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:32, closed)

Joey Deacon
(tcp, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:52, closed)

Big deal, you couldn't even win Countdown.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:39, closed)

Hahahahahah.
Shut up, Apathetic Anorexia.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:11, closed)

Ouch.

( Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:24, closed)

Pizza
I don't even like pizza, so you got that wrong - haha, laughs on you.
(justin(e), Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:13, closed)

forgot our meds, I see.

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:49, closed)

I'm definitely not a virgin
I'm a large-chested woman really into nerdy blokes.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:27, closed)

Fuck off
You red-nosed cunt
(mudskipper, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:36, closed)

Well, it took 5 days, but someone finally took it personally, I see.
Must be a bit close to home.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:53, closed)

Not at all:
try to be more attentive when reading your c. mid-80s Viz comics
(mudskipper, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 5:01, closed)