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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Discriminating on the basis of someone's sexuality?
That'd be illegal, now. They should sue.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:11, 1 reply)
I think it's ok
When descriminating against hetrosexuals.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:08, closed)
Your 'thought' processes
are really quite special, aren't they?
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 2:04, closed)
You really are a fucktard, aren't you.
Go away little boy. Or better still, post a picture of yourself crying.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 7:16, closed)


(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:28, closed)
For a QOTW about witty put-downs or comebacks
This doesn't really rate as high as "your mum" jokes. I'm not even trying at this ( I'm not spending time looking for pictures and uploading them, for example ) but you're STILL coming across as a bitter and angry little boy.

Why don't we agree to disagree. I've obviously upset you, and you've got to try to save face or make yourself feel better by hurling abuse from the safety of your little house. Why not call it quits here, or aren't you man enough?
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:26, closed)
nope. I'm not 'man' enough.
although I have bigger balls than you.
(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 4:11, closed)
I'm sure you've scoured the internet for pictures of men's balls
But I assure you, mine aren't on there. You must be mistaking me for someone else. Maybe it's a child from your vast collection, if it's got small balls?
Or are you just a saggy-breasted old hag that only gets kicks from imagining the crap she posts is either witty or cutting? Hmmm....
(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 10:18, closed)
or are you just completely clueless?
(hint - YES)
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 8:13, closed)
No ,I think I'm pretty close there.
You're quick to self-congratulate yourself, have erratic mood swings, are abusive and have admitted to attempt to wind me up. You've even sent me personal messages which goes to show you're probably a little bit more obsessed with me than you'd like to admit.

And I'm still laughing in your angry little face.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:55, closed)
MOOD SWINGS?
ONLINE?
You take yourself pretty fucking seriously, don't you?
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:04, closed)
At least I can
You'll always be a joke.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:37, closed)
sayeth the chap with the cock on the side of his shed.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:27, closed)
Instead of you, someone that is always acting like one.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:36, closed)
You're biased, though.
You view the world through cock-coloured lens.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:25, closed)
Only you
Think of cocks as a colour. Play a big part in your life, do they?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:20, closed)

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