Clowns

A mate of mine was at the circus when a clown decided to use him as his fall guy. Clown somersaults across the ring and ends up in front of my mate:

"Tell me sir - are you the front end of an ass?"

"No" growls mate

"Then are you the backend of an ass"

"No"

"Then, sir, you must be no end of an ass!!" cries the clown triumphantly.

"Fuck off you red-nosed cunt"

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 1:26, 16 replies)

Ah yes.
Viz. Very, very early Viz.

You are to be commended.
(judgetheobscure used to sweep in butchers' shops., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 1:30, closed)

And John Cooper Clarke was telling it before that, though it was more of a shaggy dog story then.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 1:54, closed)

*That's*
where I got it from. Been trying to think for ages where I heard it first.

cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 1:56, closed)

I can say with certainty that one is at least 35 years old
so yes, predates Viz by a few years.
(username failed moderation, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:02, closed)

"I'm a human being"

( Zuowan, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 1:35, closed)

I am a human doing.
That didn't happen, did it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 3:27, closed)

No
But never let the truth get in the way of a good story
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 4:09, closed)

Who'd ever think of letting truth get in the way of a good story
when we have Legless to do it for us
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:57, closed)

*stifles giggles*

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:12, closed)

Isn't that Clay's catchphrase?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:40, closed)

Yes, I'd heard this is what constitutes wit in Australia

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 6:32, closed)

Classic Legless

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 7:00, closed)

cheers.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 7:05, closed)

cheers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 7:30, closed)

Frasier

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:42, closed)

You appear to have missed out the vital 3 hours of that joke.
Well done! :-)
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:50, closed)