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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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I quite liked a pithy little one-line review of Coldplay's (then) latest dirgefest -
"X+Y=Zzzzzzzzzz"
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:54, closed)
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"No."
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:14, closed)
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Listen without speakers
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:07, closed)
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"A cacophonous combination of screeching oscillations, sickening, bowel spilling bass, and bludgeoning drums [...] For forty minutes straight the band set your balls on fire and watch as your writhe in pain while they laugh and perform unnecessary surgery on the rest of your body."
Doesn't really count as a put-down, though, as this was a GOOD review. He gave them 5 stars.
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:40, closed)
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Here is Pitchfork's infamous review of Jet's last album:
pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/9464-shine-on/
Edit: looks like the video's been taken down, but the title should give the game away.
( , Sat 26 Nov 2011, 7:11, closed)
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