Valentino's Nightclub (R.I.P) in Stoke on Trent sometime around 1991
There was this guy in a wheelchair who latched onto us one night. He seemed pleasant enough and we bought him a Pint.

After an hour or so of this and a good 4 or 5 pints out of us (should he be done for drunk wheeling I wonder?) it was clear that he had no intention of putting his hand in his pocket and he kept following us around like one of us was bastard Chorlton off the telly or something.

So we decided to go to the top bar, which was only up 2 steps (Follow us up there you fucker.)

After a while we went back down to hang around by the dancefloor where all the Stokey Señoritas (Read:Easy shags) were grouped.

Sure enough, Ironsides wheels up to us and tries to cadge another pint. Having enough of this Darren leans down and says,"No disrespect mate but just because you're a fucking cripple don't think you can take advantage of us."

We were speechless but he got the message and wheeled off into the fog. We did occasionally catch glimpses of him through the mist gyrating on 2 wheels on the dancefloor, crashing into everyone like something off of Robot Wars.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:36, 4 replies)

In other potteries news, The Place is due to reopen as a swingers' hangout
www.thisisstaffordshire.co.uk/Place-Hanley-swinger-s-club-40k-refit/story-13778935-detail/story.html
( Pig Bodine., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:35, closed)

Mrs Airman Gabber and I will have to check it out.
For old times sake, of course.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:52, closed)

Oh, Vally's...
I only went there once, and it was awful.

There was a bloke in the loos who kept offering to hypnotise people as they pissed.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 10:42, closed)

"crashing into everyone like something off of Robot Wars"
laughed so hard I almost puked!
( user_names_suck, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:00, closed)