Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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"Your face looks like it was set on fire and put out with a shovel."(
.Yeti., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 12:50,
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For those with a longer memory....A face like a welder's bench
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See also: You've got a face like a bulldog chewing a piss-soaked nettle
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or my personal favourite:"you've got a face like a bag of smacked twats"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 16:10,
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Lizzy from Prisoner Cell Block H had some corkers.This had to be my favourite;
"If my dog had a face like that, I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards."
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 16:14,
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fuck, i loved that show!(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:21,
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Bucket of smashed crabs....(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 16:14, closed)
or as the welsh say...like a slashed dap
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 17:25,
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orset on fire and put out with a Golf shoe..
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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 3:36,
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