Excretion v. Defacation
My sister, I am ashamed to announce in a public forum frequented by people I've never met, is a huge fan of the Twilight "books". I once conluded, and I like to think won, an argument about their literary merits by announcing "I did a shit earlier which made for better reading than Twilight".

I'm not sure if this counts as a put-down, as it was an entirely factual statement. I'd been eating Alphabetti Spaghetti.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:59, 16 replies)

Have you read them, then?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:00, closed)

I've read the first two
Wanted to know what the fuss was about. Still confused.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:06, closed)

Good man, then - stand easy.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:12, closed)

POIDH

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:03, closed)

I think you're aware that this is an extremely dangerous thing to say to me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:07, closed)

You ought
to chew your food.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:03, closed)

I'm suddenly thinking of a really fucked up version of Blockbusters

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:11, closed)

Hahahaha
I like the way there's something wrong with the way you think
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:13, closed)

Can you give me a B please, Darth?
GRUNT!!!.. plop
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:16, closed)

Recent quote I can't be arsed to look up and attribute:
"Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity...Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend."
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:52, closed)

I like this
and as it stands unattributed, I claim it as my own
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:56, closed)

Stephen King, I believe.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:16, closed)

You're just jealous,
because you don't have a boyfriend.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:07, closed)

i hear its really important to have a boyfriend

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:57, closed)

Stephen King lols.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:46, closed)

Chew your food properly or it could spell disaster!


(coat, door etc!)
( Vambo, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:02, closed)