Honest reports
As an Army Cadet at 14 years old, I was described as a piece of Stilton. "rare, an acquired taste and matured with age" I took this to mean that I was Rare, I HAD an acquired taste, and I'd ALREADY matured with age. I'd shown the report to anyone who'd listen by the time someone pointed it out.

Still, my friends report was a bit more blunt:
"Should a village ever lose it's idiot, he should be despatched as an immediate replacement."
(sunray18, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:11, 12 replies)

its

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:13, closed)

And now for something completely different.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:21, closed)

This should win
This comment, not the original post
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:23, closed)

Are you sure it wasn't because
you're flecked with mould, and unpopular with children?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:22, closed)

I'd have thought it was
due to your popularity when it came to playing the biscuit game
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:24, closed)

Are you someone else i know?

(sunray18, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:39, closed)

I am now!
Unless you mean IRL. In which case I doubt it, I live in Norwich. It's on some maps now if you want to look it up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:42, closed)

No,
not really.
(username failed moderation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:29, closed)

blue veined and cheesy peado cock joke
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:24, closed)

damn

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:32, closed)

No, that's yellow and wrapped in red wax.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:46, closed)

Your cock?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:42, closed)