I don't have a penis
but I'm willing to borrow yours.

Just as long as you remember I've got a minimum requirement of 12 inches, and thats just the girth.
(Save Us All !!!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:38, 10 replies)

blimey
.. must be like a clown's pocket :D

Would you be prepared to take a more realistic size, but simply double up? :o)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:43, closed)

Or like a....
....wizards sleeve
....welly top
....Wookie Hole
....fucking enormous vagina.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:46, closed)

bucketcunt?

(Halfy By light alone, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:25, closed)

What are you implying?
Eh?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:05, closed)

Damp windsock

( chart cat has an itch, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:38, closed)

Wizzards sleeve?
chucking a sausage up the channel tunnel?

etc etc
( SpankyHanky, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:46, closed)

Sausage in the chunnel?
flicking a toothpick up oxford street?

etc etc
(dirtbox, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:19, closed)

So
you want me to halve the size of Mr Tomkinson? Fair enough.

/tells lies
(kitescreech still here, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:17, closed)

Opening a window
and fucking the night.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:06, closed)

Quality
Pure quality
(Chairman Lmao Something something your mum, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:09, closed)