Pe-rost.
Not strictly my penis, but near enough.

Painful and FUCKIN STOOPID
Decided to have a vasectomy a few years back. So there I am, lay on me back, meat and veg on display and the Dr. injects BOTH MY BALLS and the pubic region above the winkle. That fuckin hurt like you would NOT believe. Anyhoo, after a few minutes the anaesthetic has kicked in, Dr's cutting (no pain) but I can feel a vague pulling. I mention this and Dr. says "Where ?". Not thinking properly, I move my hands down trying to hold them over the discomfort. Unfortunately, I stuck my sweaty hands ONTO the sterile cloth and nearly stuck my fingers INTO my scrote ! Looks of panic from Dr and nurses (but I luckily avoided an infection).
On the plus side I got a few days of work and got to wank myself stupid for the next few weeks !
(Oh yes, the smell of burning flesh as they cauterise your tubes is pretty disturbing too)
(kitescreech still here, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:05, 6 replies)

By the time I'd finished reading this
my balls had almost entirely retracted.

The cauterised tubes comment finished the job.

I wish I couldn't read.
( Moey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:16, closed)

..
seconded.
(addikt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:48, closed)

When I had mine a few years ago
they didn't use stitches or anything, they put a load of CORNFLOUR in the general area and made me wear tight boxers to go home.
So not only was I walking like John Wayne for a week, I had the embarrassment of a cloud of flour following me around every time i made the slightest movement.

Also being told by a nurse that i had to have 'roughly 40 wanks in a fortnight' before I would be classed as 'safe' is a weird conversation to have.
(turtles head is touching cloth poked a dwarf on the forehead at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:44, closed)

Burning Scrote.
Been there, done that.

Painful and humiliating, but my I told the wife I was to have sex as much as possible for the next 3 months. The lie worked and for a brief time I was actually getting sick of it.
(yog sokkoth Murdering Hitch-Hikers since 1986, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:40, closed)

I can absolutely guarantee
That NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING, would get me to submit to that procedure.
And now,thanks to reading this, I'll be having nightmares about it. Cheers.
(Rsoles, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:58, closed)

Wimp...
I had mine done... no pain or discomfort and even went for a couple of pints because the (then) missus wouldn't have believed I'd had it done within half an hour of me leaving the house.

16 years later, I have a reversal done under a general. I drove home from the hospital, disconsolate at having been told no nooky for many many weeks.

I convinced the new Mrs Bof that I had been told to massage the affected areas every night for an hour. Guilt played upon her mind so every night for 3 months she dutifully caressed and massaged the old scrote.
When I did start to laugh one night at the situation I confessed my fib and she bit me.

That having been said... Bofkin is now 3 months old.... and I'm considering a reversal of the reversal...

My nuts must be made of steel....
(bof, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:21, closed)