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Confess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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It was shortly after durex launched their 'play' range of lubes
and me and the then Ms Santiago decided to give the 'warming' stuff a go...

Mmm... 'Hot cock' thinks I - this could be fun!

However, I neglected to consider my very sensitive skin and liberally applied the stuff to my old fella.

*tingle*
*hot*
*hot hot hot!*

The warming wasn't unpleasant and Ms Santiago appeard to be having a whale of a time too - result!

However, upon retiring for a post-coital shower, the skin on my old chap looked VERY tight (even when flaccid) and washing wasn't getting rid of the heat.

What happened over the next few days (and lasted about 3 weeks in total) was the most excruciating thing I've ever felt - My cock 'peeled' and shed it's skin. My raw shame was untouchable and the doctor was unable to do anything about it. I had 3 weeks off work and spent all of my time naked from the waist down bathing my loins with cold water.

Never. EVER, again.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:12, 12 replies)
I think
you could have sued their arses.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:27, closed)
I thought that, but my doctor said I'd had a bad reaction to it.
The product didn't claim to be hypoalergenic so I wouldn't have had a case...
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:30, closed)
That warming stuff.
Doesn't sound very apeeling to me...
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:40, closed)
I think people with normal skin would enjoy it immensely!

(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:34, closed)
Hang on
2 weeks off work, no trousers? Im off to get me a bottle NOW!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:14, closed)
Sadly, given my condition
wanking was strictly off the cards.

That was probably what caused most of the pain to be honest.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:30, closed)
What, you continued to wank despite
having no skin on your cock?

I felt sorry for you before, but even i'm not that stupid.

edit - sorry, i've just read your reply again and I get what you meant now.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:48, closed)
Ha ha!!
Yeah, even I'm not that stoopid!!

It was the lack of wanking cauing a build up of pain...
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:28, closed)
Well....
maybe just ONCE more :)
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:47, closed)
Oh, I tried but no...
Unimaginable pain soon puts an end to any sexehteim feelings that may have orignally been there.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:30, closed)
out of curiosity...
...what did you put on the return-to-work form? Something to terrify the people in HR, I hope. (Yes, I know, they're not all bad. It's just 90% giving the rest a bad name)
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:02, closed)
I think it was put down to
an "aggravated skin complaint" or something equally as vague.

I told them exactly what it was (it's not like I'd done anything wrong/immoral for it to happen) and they were very red faced!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:48, closed)

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