Distraction Techniques
It's always fun to use my penis to devious ends when the missus is on the phone, normally to her mother or someone equally important. My personal favourite is the suprise cock slap when she least expects it...

Woo first post.
(Captain Kenneth 's Greatest Hits on sale now, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:30, 4 replies)

Often when I was on the phone
I got cock slapped in the face. Is it wrong that I found it absoloutely hilarious?

Probably.
(i should have joined myspace, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:38, closed)

!
No one ever expects the Surprise Cock Slap!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:39, closed)

hehehehe
It's what I miss most about being single!
I really wouldn't expect a cockslap now...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:01, closed)

my boyfriend..
does the same ¬_¬
(Nikkusama, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:27, closed)