You know them catheters?
The bane of my existance and much discomfort due to an unfortunate accident involving my kidney and a tree.

Once while in for surgery I had a catheter 'inserted' which in itself doesn't rank high on my pleasurable experiances o'meter.

The thing I am ashamed about?

I somehow managed an erection...
Maybe even pulled the pud..

With a bloody great big rubber hose down the japs eye! Hospitals are boring..
(ldwater otherwise known as a 'jive turkey', Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:40, 10 replies)

did you climax?
and if so, did it collect in the bag like some horrible congealed piss mongrel? or are you just full of shit and seeing how many people you can make believe this story :P
(zenmeban thinks the weather could be better, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:44, closed)

lol!!
I think I started but couldn't finish because of the blatent 'trail of evidence' :P
(ldwater otherwise known as a 'jive turkey', Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:52, closed)

Fuck me
Good work, Sir - When I've been laid up in hospital and catherterised the last thing in the world I could've done was get a hard on. I mean, someone could've held a gun to my head and demanded a stiffy under pain of death, and no. Not a thing. Couldn't think of anything harder...(or should that be softer)?
( SpankyHanky, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:47, closed)

My catheter woe
www.b3ta.com/questions/pythonshame/post386651

I agree, that last thing on earth I could have done with a tube rammed up my cock it get a stiffy!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:41, closed)

PhillieJoes' story is worse
www.b3ta.com/questions/blood/post217647

*shudders*
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:03, closed)

Yes, Yes it is
Almost had to reach for the boke bin.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:42, closed)

sounding
Catheters in t'hospital are one thing, but the act of deliberately stuffing things down yer japs-eye is called 'sounding'. Google it and recoil in horror (N S F W). Catheters, rods, tubing, anything long and flexible gets pushed in there :(

*legs crossed and wincing*
(blueberrypossum wants to Jaffa your Cake, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 3:53, closed)

*passes out*
Therefore cannot click.
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:46, closed)

I'm forever wanking on the ward.
But then, I'm a paediatrician.
( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:58, closed)

(not really)
( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:58, closed)