I was in an art gallery
populated with modern sculpture and conceptual pieces. The entire show was aimed at given children an insight into art and most of it was fun, despite being somewhat pretencious. I noticed that after turning into the main display area that one piece situated about thirty feet from me appeared to be a large spunking crudely drawn cock embossed into tin foil. I was incredibly surprised and immediately went to have a closer inspection. Rather than being a cock, it appeared to be a rather childish picture of a rabbit. It wasn't even embossed. According to the label, it had innocently been created by an art student by using a toothpick to carefully create indentations to form a picture.

I was actually really impressed by the quality of the work.

What a relief!
( Muns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:16, 9 replies)

Oh fucking hell
You utter fuckweasel.
(Eukanuba, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:19, closed)

:(((

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:27, closed)

Children? Spunking cocks?
There's a word for people like you.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:32, closed)

Celebrity?

( Muns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:35, closed)

Close enough.
Here, have an OBE.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:14, closed)

Step 1) Become famous
Step 2) Nonce about
Step 3)
Step 4) Prophet.
( Muns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:20, closed)

Peace be upon you.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:05, closed)

Pics or didn't happen!

(hadr0n Craic whore, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:17, closed)

Sounds like you have a touch of the Jimmy's mate.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:28, closed)