ReliefLast week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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I was in an art gallerypopulated with modern sculpture and conceptual pieces. The entire show was aimed at given children an insight into art and most of it was fun, despite being somewhat pretencious. I noticed that after turning into the main display area that one piece situated about thirty feet from me appeared to be a large spunking crudely drawn cock embossed into tin foil. I was incredibly surprised and immediately went to have a closer inspection. Rather than being a cock, it appeared to be a rather childish picture of a rabbit. It wasn't even embossed. According to the label, it had innocently been created by an art student by using a toothpick to carefully create indentations to form a picture.
I was actually really impressed by the quality of the work.
What a relief!
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Muns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:16,
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Oh fucking hellYou utter fuckweasel.
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Children? Spunking cocks?There's a word for people like you.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:32,
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Close enough.Here, have an OBE.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:14,
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Step 1) Become famous
Step 2) Nonce about
Step 3)
Step 4) Prophet.
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Muns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 16:20,
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Peace be upon you.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 17:05,
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Pics or didn't happen!(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:17, closed)
Sounds like you have a touch of the Jimmy's mate.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:28,
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