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Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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Good morning as well (or evening for you)
It it just me, or is QOTW becoming something like a playgroup for little kiddies? It's almost like Shambo et al are left here by their parents as they know it will keep them off the streets.

The funniest thing is that they don't even argue about anything, it's basically all name-calling and one-upmanship.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:06, 3 replies)
"I know you are but what am I?"
Not aimed at you KP. Of course.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:22, closed)
You smell of wee and poo

(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:24, closed)
Your choice in spouse may be questionable and
you might be overweight.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:30, closed)
You are all worthless pawns that I consider to be ants
But I will invest a lot of time arguing with you and telling you how little you mean to me.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:32, closed)
My story is that I ask
what your story is with a slightly sarcastic/sardonic tone.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:37, closed)
Everything I say is witty and considerably more original than what you say.
Cheers.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:53, closed)
Cheers.
I'm looking for a pic of Steve McDonald as we speak.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:20, closed)
No, it's only funny and original when I say it.
Which dullard are you again? I'm soooo superior that you all blend into one. Although I seem to remember/search quite well if required.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:25, closed)
But search is broken you c**t!
I have an OkCupid account so therefore not only am I unfaithful to my wife but I have gone from a sex-pest to a sex offender.
Also my chin isn't that big!
EDIT: Also you take screenies where you emphasise certain words by enlarging them. That's being a boss at shopping but kinda creepy.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:31, closed)
You had better get to bed soon
Santa won't come if you're awake.
(reference to you being a child, a sex offender, or worse, ginger, here)
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:45, closed)
At least he won't stick a finger up my bum.
Cause I'm not a dog!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:59, closed)
No, you're a sex offender because you're a rapist.
with an ugly wife.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:24, closed)
That's a pretty big accusation.




















My wife is a stone, cold fox I'll have you know.
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:03, closed)
shes dead?

(, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 11:54, closed)
its not great
I only joined to do QOTW as some of the older threads on here are insanely funny. Now I've had to ignore so many people that out of 130 replies to one recent posting I could only see 2....

Is this some sort of troll invasion? Does anyone have a spell that works against olog-hai?
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 13:47, closed)
'tis a shame
I think people are reluctant to post anything funny about themselves because it will only attract the trolls.
Edit: And I suspect Shambolic isn't even a real doctor.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:38, closed)
How exactly can it be a troll invasion
when the people who are being whined about have been here since before qftw was invented and the people who are doing the whining have only been here for a year or two? Or a few weeks in your case.

The "trolls" are what are more commonly called the "regulars". The mouth-breathing pity-fiends are the invaders.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:00, closed)
I can't believe the patheticness of your trolling has reached such a low
You are now calling on historical precedence to justify your OCD low rent trolling.

A fuckwit no matter if they have been about for weeks or months is still a fuckwit.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 23:26, closed)
^ crying on Christmas eve ^

(, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 13:57, closed)
The good news
is that you only have to put about a dozen of the kids on ignore to lose 95% of the crap.
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 19:42, closed)

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