I started reading through some of the QOTW replies.....
And thought I was reading the Pathetic Sharks. What a relief it was when I realised that I wasn't, and in fact was just observing the mating cries of a bunch of ridiculous inadequates.

Go and score yourselves a fat bird each if you all already haven't, you could all do with a "fuck".

Cheers.
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 13:39, 73 replies)

I "fucked" your mum.

( Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 13:43, closed)

Nice.
Cheers Henry.
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:27, closed)

This thread is definitely missing something.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 18:39, closed)

How predictably trite.
Cheers.
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 18:50, closed)

Cheers!

( Pig Bodine., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 18:53, closed)

YES.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 18:58, closed)

Hahahaha. What a "meme"!
Please don't hit me again. Here's my lunch money etc.
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:00, closed)

Have yerself a sausage roll and a snowball and cheer up HP.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:04, closed)

Shhhhh
He's undercover
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 1:32, closed)

I guessing you like nice crisp creases in your jeans?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 13:58, closed)

Sure do.
Adrian.
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:28, closed)

wanker

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 20:46, closed)

Well at least you haven't created yet another spoof account to wank your internet rocks off with.
Oh.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:54, closed)

Fuck me!
Managed to draw out Rupert. The "king" of the Pathetic Sharks. Cheers.
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:57, closed)

Have you still got
that silly beard?
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:58, closed)

Tragic stalker spoof accounts don't get to ask questions.
Soz.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:06, closed)

Cheers.
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:10, closed)

prick

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 20:46, closed)

Get in!
Ignore 2.0d on my first ever post. By none other than teh Shambolic. At least you won't get upset by this.

Your beard makes your face look like Stacey Solomon's clout.
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:08, closed)

Well done on being a massive failure on the internet.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:10, closed)

Well done on trying not to be a massive failure on the internet.

Has your squawking managed to find you a mate yet, other than that sycophant follower of yours? I suppose nurses trying to blow doctors is fairly standard.
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:15, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/qotwrelief/post1817441
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 17:01, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/qotwrelief/post1817436
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 18:52, closed)

Dude, he's got an OKCupid account, just PM him there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:12, closed)

*Smart* crack.

(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:17, closed)

prick

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 20:45, closed)

Can you please come out with some original drivel?

(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 19:20, closed)

wanker

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 20:45, closed)

Also
www.b3ta.com/questions/qotwrelief/post1817404
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 18:58, closed)

prick

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 20:45, closed)

Yeah if you're that upset about it maybe you should just go back to reading Viz.
Cheers
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:13, closed)

I stopped buying it when it went shit.
Cheers.
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:17, closed)

Long
time ago then?
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 17:22, closed)

Yup!

(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 18:32, closed)

wanker

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 20:45, closed)

I think you've got a point.
At this time of year in particular, we should think of children and all come togther.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:23, closed)

Hahahaha.
What a wit! Surely sharper than a Doc Johnson fist?
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:33, closed)

Fuck off.
Cheers.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 16:16, closed)

Ouch!
Cheers.
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 16:43, closed)

prick

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 20:45, closed)

Oh, look.
It's Christmas Eve and you're doing THIS.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 16:31, closed)

Thanks for joining in.
Did you find that "contribution" in the same bedpan as all your others?

Cheers, Justin.
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 16:45, closed)

wanker

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 20:46, closed)

/qotw looks like a comic strip?
I'd get your eyes checked, sunshine.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 16:52, closed)

The text here certainly reads like it.
/qotw only needs speech bubbles and pictures of crap sharks to fulfill my original comment. The Wikipedia entry for the Pathetic Sharks sums up the prevailing characters on here succinctly. It's brilliant.
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 17:17, closed)

actually, that's spot on
Cheers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 17:36, closed)

You'd get your eyes checked?

(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 22:35, closed)

Why all these multiple replies to individual posts?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 23:48, closed)

Because.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 26 Dec 2012, 0:14, closed)

Also, beacause.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 26 Dec 2012, 0:14, closed)

He's trying to make his thread look popular.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 1:30, closed)

Yes, that's what I crave. Popular threads.
Or maybe it was a Columbo style "Just one more thing?" What's the convention on here? Delete or edit. Both seem to get used a lot by certain smartarses.
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:42, closed)

Well you clearly crave some sort of online attention or you wouldn't have created a new account to whimper under.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 14:06, closed)

Hahaha.
Awsem.
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 19:29, closed)

prick

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 20:44, closed)

It's OK.
Nothing I do could ever detract from your internet superiority and foppish beard.
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 19:35, closed)

wanker

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 20:45, closed)

Happy Christmas!
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 17:21, closed)

Merry Christmas.
Cheers!
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 17:31, closed)

Peace on Earth and goodwill to all men
And women.
& children.
& dogs.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 20:27, closed)

Hahahaha.
Dogs.
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 20:34, closed)

I...what the fuck is this?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 23:03, closed)

Wye doent yoo
reed it?
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 23:08, closed)

wanker

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 20:52, closed)

Chinyoe
Nice woyk on the chineyow.
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 23:10, closed)

prick

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 20:52, closed)

Fuck knows, some cunt whinging about sharks.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 1:29, closed)

Awesome trollage.
I like this.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 0:15, closed)

Danke und frohe Weihnachten. Mehr später.
Googley! :-b
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 3:29, closed)

prick

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 20:47, closed)

Fucking hell.
You must be bored sonny. Here's 20p, go and get a comic or something.
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 21:23, closed)

just posting in this thread so i could say I was here.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Dec 2012, 22:24, closed)

Yaaay!
me too!
( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 22:42, closed)