the fuck is that?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 19:20, 1 reply)

it's a woman sitting on what may or may not be her bed
in a room with pictures of men close up stuck to the wall. beneath the pictures are what look like used condoms, of varying sizes probably an indication to the penis size of the man in the photograph above. by the looks of the plug sockets, it's not in britain.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 20:18, closed)

What exactly is a 'poker snatch'?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 28 Dec 2012, 20:44, closed)

i'm not entirely sure, i thought it might be something to do with lady gaga
but it could be a pokemon thing.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 21:22, closed)

I'm the Misty of so many men's hearts.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 2:29, closed)

Clever pun involving Ash and Brock.

(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:14, closed)

Play Misty for me?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 16:08, closed)

I've finished collecting Poké-penises, game over.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 6:33, closed)

Lol

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 17:54, closed)