revenge
not petty revenge, proper revenge 'pon someone that has wronged you.

tbh i'm looking for ideas as i really need to get me some vengeance against a twat of a man who attempted to ruin my life... I have his email address, postal address and phone number...
(gavin_millicent, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:42, 11 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

what did he do?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:48, Reply)

he tried to steal my wife
I really want to ruin his life. I also have his dad's name and address (he works for him).
(gavin_millicent, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Walk away, don't look back, live a happy life
That's revenge enough.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:36, Reply)

i want to
but currently i am a little ball of seething rage and the 'living a happy life' bit is what he has made difficult
(gavin_millicent, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Put notes through his neighbours' doors
that he served time in prison for interfering with kids. That ought to do it.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Bold!

( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Daz, Bold, you're fucking obsessed with washing powders man.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)

I once lived near a school
and if you live near a school on a night when there's a play on or it's parents' evening then you know how bad it can be when people park wherever the fuck they want. I had one person park literally across my drive and blocked me in.

I was not impressed.

My first reaction was to go and stove his/her car doors in and get creative with some keys on his/her paintwork. After deciding against it, I went with a better, more subtle plan.

I like tinned fish and proceeded to open a tin and, under the cover of darkness, smeared the contents in the radiator grill.

Driving home, I sure (s)he found it odd, maybe even amusing, that there was a fishy smell in the car, especially as the engine got warm. The following day it might not have been so funny. Or the following week. All the way up until they sold the car.

Needless to say, I had the last laugh.
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Send him
bullets in the post, recorded delivery letters with nothing but pictures of bullets in them etc...

...make him look over his shoulder for every day of his life.
(dchurch bah, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Sounds like this man needs a jobbie wrapped in flaming newspaper delivered to his doorstep

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)

he lives in a flat
otherwise I'd have already done that.

thanks though!
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)