what can you fit in your mouth?
either in a discrete or continuous manner and how it has affected your life

photographic evidence preferred
sfw
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:18, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Okay okay okay
I'll put it in the vote next week*

*probably**

**not
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:44, Reply)

This gets my vote

( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:07, Reply)

A group of us on holiday in Pattaya way back in 1994 went out for a drink one night down a place known as walking street. One of our party drank himself unconcious he managed to unknowingly fit an unconvincing but willing ladyboy's impressively large (despite the hormones) throbbing hampton in his pie hole.

Yes there was some photographic evidence but i was crying and shaking so hard with laughter that the picture was a little blurry when i took it.
The consequences were that he is no longer one of our friends but i dont care, i never liked the tosser anyway. Unfortunately the photo dissapeared quickly after we pinned it up on a noticeboard at the place we worked. I lost the negative which is probably a good thing.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:07, Reply)

I like the bit where you arranged for an unconscious man to be sexually assaulted, then humiliated him by showing the photo to his colleagues then carried on presenting Top of the Pops and wearing a tracksuit you sick cunt.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)

A child's fist. Up to, and including, the age of eight.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:58, Reply)