Celebrity Karma
I've seen plastered all over the tabloids recently that Jade Goody is as good as dead and to be honest i'm delighted,fucking shit-thick,fuck ugly offence to evolution.Which celebrities would you like to see dead and how?
(yob soddoth happiness is a Dane called Hamlet?, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 15:58, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hmm...
This should cover some of it:

Hazel Blears - Savaged by a pack of rabid chipmunks
Simon Cowell - Extraction of vocal chords and jugular vein via his anus
Harriet Harman - Bra burned, with her still in it
Tony Blair - Being shot for bullshitting during a game of "Truth or Dare"
Westlife - Being executed by a noise pollution firing squad
Executives of Endomol - Being drowned in a merciless deluge of runny faeces
Kerry Katona - Being run over by an articulated lorry bearing the logo of Iceland
Margaret Thatcher - slowly losing her marbles (heh!)
Ricky Gervais - Being diagnosed with terminal smugness
John Prescott - Trauma to the head caused by repeated battering with a large, rubber cock
David Blunkett - Being led across the M25 by a faulty guide dog
Louis Walsh - Being slowly buried under twenty tons of CD cases, each bearing the gormless faces of a talentless Irish boy/girl band
David Cameron - In a manner befitting a member of the Tory Party; ie being bludgeoned to death with that large rubber cock again.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 17 Sep 2008, 16:14, Reply)

Can I add...
Paul Dacre - Being Savaged by Melanie Phillips.
Melanie Phillips - Oh, who cares how. Just as long as she goes away...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 11:14, Reply)

Personally
I'd like to see

Chris Tarrant - electrocuted by a faulty switch on WWTBAM
Russell Brand - strangled with his own filthy, matted hair
Andrew Lloyd Webber - don't care, so long as he's dead at the end of it
Jamie Oliver - put through a mincer / dragged into a faulty, industrial-sized mixer
Bono - killed, cooked and eaten by starving Africans
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 14:24, Reply)

Where do I start?
Broon, naturally. Method... Tower Green, axe and basket.
His predecessor, the Grinning Spiv. Location as above, but hanging, drawing and quartering will be involved.
The Wide Mouthed Frog. Large stake, supply of kindling, and box of matches. That goes for all the pseudo-'socialist' Oxbridge educated lawyers that have professed to 'understand' the 'needs' of 'hard-working families'.
In fact, the current crop of Zanu-NL are so faceless that it'd be easier just to line them up on the embankment by number and choose the one or two you might let off before releasing the attack dogs. Once swimming for their lives, selected members of the public will be allowed to drop large stones from bridges until the survivors can be finished off with a few bursts of 7.62.
'Dr' Gillian McPoo-Fondler. Clamp her to a table, surgically sever her colon, and route the contents of her ginger digestive tract via a tube to emerge above her mouth. She can then eat or drown.
Alec 'The Smugerator' Salmond. Seal him in a tank and allow him to drown in his own slime.

That's a start, and it'll make amusing TV. After we've culled the ranks of the TV industry of anyone who dares to use the word 'celebrity', and harvested their organs.








I do not have issues.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 14:59, Reply)