I just don't understand the attraction...
Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going to the most crowded bar in town on a night out, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with most of the rest of the human race, but I just can't work out why...

What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
(Smaug rocked out with his cock out on:, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:23, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

yup, Ricky Gervais.
about as funny as being kicked in the bollocks by a racehorse.

In fact there's an article in this week's New Scientist about following the crowd using Harry Potter as an example.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:29, Reply)

Football

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:52, Reply)

Nightclubs
Hot, sweaty, noisy, overcrowded, poor drink selection and hideously overpriced.

Give me a nice bar any day.

Not Wetherspoons.
( MatJ LOOK, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 3:36, Reply)

Monogamy
and crowded bars.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:50, Reply)

I bloody hate that
of all the materials to make a bar top out of... Although marble is nice.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:25, Reply)

This response
sickens and amuses me in equal measure.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:10, Reply)

The Labour Party
They're just the Tories with red bits and roughly 75% more shit.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:27, Reply)

Sex!








May be a lie.
( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 20:41, Reply)

New Years Eve
bloody hate it.
Football
Sex
Nightclubs
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:42, Reply)

Sex?!
You're obviously not doing it right :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Good call!
Saturday Night Prime time TV. For fuck's sake why do the cuntish morons in this country watch double z-list celebrities dancing like fucking single jointed scopes? Why is this entertainment? Why can't we stick those attention-seeking fucking monkey dunkers into a giant spiked ball and roll them into a fucking volcano?

And don't get me started on those fucking ignorant-as-iron warbling loser rapists who sing cover songs and line the pockets of that badger dicked cretin called Cowell.

Yes, I spend 8 hours on a saturday night on the internets but I don't shove it down people's throats...

Well, except now.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 21:20, Reply)