I've done it twice...
Get married, that is.

At my last wedding the extremely posh groom's father and uncle (brothers who hated each other with a venom)turned up with matching black eyes.
Apparently another relative (a retired Colonel as it happened) had to get between them.

So, we've all been to weddings whether as a participant or just as a guest. Someone always cocks something up, tell us...was it you?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:12, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ace suggestion Madame Poulet
It's so good that it's bound to be overlooked - on Thursday you can expect QOTW to be all about adhesive tape related anecdotes or "I once had a poo that looked like Elvis".
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:18, Reply)

You're just sore
because you're crap at puns!

Heeheeheehee!

;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Post edited...
for sickening domestic content.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Pray tell me
What is WRONG about adhesive tape based anecdotes?
I work in the industry and I'll have you know I have dozens!



Well, some. One or two. Ish.


OK it's a piss-boring industry.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:34, Reply)

Similarly,
I think I'd be quite entertained by a well-written anecdote about a poo that looked like Elvis.

Though I think an entire QotW on the subject would quickly become tiresome.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:32, Reply)

My sellotape story
I once 'taped a packet of biscuits to the side of a cow. This unholy combination caused a genie to appear. Instead of offering me three wishes, he told me to fuck off. So I just sellotaped his mouth shut and continued sticking things to the side of my cow.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:48, Reply)

Ah but Capt...
...I have a sneaking suspicion that your adhesive tape related story would contain some sort of anecdote about making something explode.

Prove me wrong!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Not bad.
I've been to a couple of hundred weddings, as a bar manager...
Some stories from me, for sure.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:00, Reply)

It will be
this one. This I foretell.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:18, Reply)

@LIC
I hope so, as I will have lots of stories for that one.
( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:24, Reply)

I don't have any for that one
None. Not at all. Nope.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Or it could be
this one.

BTW: Does anyone else notice that when the current QOTW isn't popular, there are loads more suggestions posted here?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:42, Reply)

I'm marrying DG 4 weeks today
I am bound to fuck up.....
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:49, Reply)

I've been to 2 weddings in my entire life.
My mate's and my dad's second.

I know one other married couple but they were married before I met them. That's it.

Oh, and one reception.

So no, no stories from me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:41, Reply)

.
When one of my friends got married and they left the church, I think I may have thrown my rice at them too hard.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:31, Reply)

This would be a great
QOTW. It really really really would!
( SpankyHanky, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:35, Reply)

Bindun before....
...but that's not stopped up with the toilet humour and nob gags, has it?
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:34, Reply)

Exactly.
Well, it gets my click.
( Cawl, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:13, Reply)