Fruit 'n' veg
So many different fruits and vegetables. So many different uses. What's the most unusual thing you can think of to do with a piece of fruit/veg?

I'll start with a suggestion by one of my students, which involves sharpening a parsnip so it resembles a stake, stabbing your enemy with it, then roasting and eating the evidence.

Side dish of enemy optional.
(judeski walked on water and ran through fire, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:04, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Weird
We were talking about this just yesterday in my office. Someone had suggested using a leg of meat to bludgeon someone to death, and then eat the evidence.

Hope we dont have any cereal killers here
/coat
(Fluffy_Giblets, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:36, Reply)

That sounds like
a Roald Dahl short story. A woman used a frozen leg of lamb to beat her demonic husband to death, then ate the murder weapon. Unfortunately the name of the story escapes me...
(judeski walked on water and ran through fire, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:48, Reply)

I remember this story
but didn't think it was Roald Dahl. I remember we had to write a monologue from the point of view of one of the characters in GCSE english.

I chose the victim.

I believe that she fed the leg of lamb to the investigating police officers or something...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Yes yes yes
it was indeed Roald Dahl, and it was called 'Lamb to the Slaughter'. It's in one of his short stories (for adults) collections. And yes, GCSE English alerted me to it, back in the day.
(judeski walked on water and ran through fire, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:55, Reply)