the most pointless argument i ever had
one time, my ex girlfriend woke up in the morning, and was in a bad mood with me. now this wasn't particularly unusual per se, only this time, she was mad because she'd had a dream where i was being 'nasty' to her. so due to the transgressions of a pete that only existed as a night-time brainfart, i was being forced to apologise for myself! absurd. what's the weirdest/most pointless argument you've ever had?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:33, 12 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

the exact same dream
I also have a dream that recurs maybe every few months where I manage to fellate myself, but then I wake up disappointed. I haven't a clue what that might mean.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Confucious says
man who goes to bed with sex problem on mind wakes up with solution on stomach
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:28, Reply)

My ex had similar dreams and would be 'off' with me.
Wimmin. Mentalists.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 19:30, Reply)

My wife
Was mad at me for three days 'cause she dreamt I cheated on her!
A fucking dream! I know how you feel.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:20, Reply)

it never works the other way, i notice.
you never solve an argument by buying her a yacht in her dreams.. odd.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:16, Reply)

wimmin being pissed off because of a dream
is remarkably common. Blokes don't tend to do the same thing due to them having the capacity for rational thought.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Not a dream
but a stoopid argument.

The boyfriend once got annoyed with me for not eating some nice bananas, which I'd been avoiding as they aggravated a rotten tooth.

As the toothache was making me ratty I put up with his nagging for a while, then suddenly heard myself shouting 'I am NOT having an ARGUMENT with YOU about BANANAS!'

Not our finest moment.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:38, Reply)

yeah
same with my girlfriend. Tbh I've had it as well, as ridiculous as it is.
(Lannes, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 4:29, Reply)

My Girlfriend
Did this a lot one we first started living together. Her dream would consist of me cheating on her with her sister...chance would be a fine thing! ;)
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:21, Reply)

POIDH
well, pics of your her sister anyway
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 0:42, Reply)

Yes
This happened to me as well. She was in the huff with me for the whole day as I had been *really* nasty to her in a dream. She wouldn't even explain what *nasty* actually constituted. Absolutely nuts.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 3 May 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Thank you Pete
I thought I was alone in this, now I know it's fairly common. These have fallen off in recent years, but were relatively regular for at least ten years!!!
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)